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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:06

What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-J W Pepper

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

You Only Live Twice

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

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Dr No

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

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Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Octopussy

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.